Campfire Classics Podcast

True Crimes and a Lie, Vol.6

This episode comes from Campfire Classics' episode "A Gift to Humanity".  This is a special one, because for the first time Heather isn't working alone.  The ladies from Wine Dine and Storytime join in on the fun and try to figure out which stories are real.
Let us know how you did playing along at home.  And check out our guests show wherever you listen to podcasts.

Episode 32- A Gift to Humanity

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Happy six month anniversary!  We've been doing this for half a year. And we're celebrating by inviting some guests! The ladies from the podcast Wine Dine and Storytime help us play a round of "True Crimes and a Lie".  Who will win?
It's a new author this week, so you'll get to hear some fun facts about the fascinating Edith Wharton before Ken reads "Miss Mary Pask".  In all, it's an extra long action packed episode.  Heather plans a new career running an Air BnB, Ken tries to define "reverse necrophilia", and the greatest gift to humanity is...well, listen and let us know if you agree.
"Miss Mary Pask" was published in Pictorial Review in April 1925.
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

Episode 31- Acetone High on the Yellow Brick Road

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It's been a long couple of ...weeks? ...months? ...centuries? We could all use some self-care.  Hopefully, this will provide you with some simple joy.  This week, Heather gets to read two stories by the great L. Frank Baum. Though neither of them have anything to do with magic slippers.
Discussion topics include TED Talk Tangents, fancy chickens, and moist beatboxing.
"The Box of Robbers" and "The Glass Dog" were both published in the 1901 collection American Fairy Tales.
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

Episode 30- Musty Hussies!

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We're celebrating Public Domain Day!
On January first, a whole year worth of writing entered the public domain and became fair game for us to try to read.  Please join us in welcoming 1925 into the fold.  To celebrate, Heather has chosen to give Ken a short story from that year, "The Strange Case" by Edgar Wallace.  It will be a race to the finish as Ken tries to make it to the end before his sugar high runs out.
Today, your hosts struggle to remember what year it is, compare this week's author to a certain famous lifeguard, and definitely don't resort to making fart sounds.  Because that would be childish.
Oh!  And a thousand thank yous to our new patron, Stefan Brock.
"The Strange Case" was published in the 1925 collection The Mind of Mr. J.G. Reeder.
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

True Crimes and a Lie, Vol.5

So here's an important question.  Can you tell fact from fiction?  Do you know the difference between real and fake news?  Test your senses in this edition of True Crimes and a Lie! a gameshow within a podcast, where Heather tries to pick the true crimes from the lie.
This episode comes from Campfire Classics Episode 29- Eight Miles in My Rear.

Episode 29- Eight Miles in My Rear

Welcome to Campfire Classics, a Literary Comedy Podcast!!
Welcome to 2021!  So glad you made it!
This week sees the long anticipated return of True Crimes and a Lie, our gameshow within a podcast where Ken shares three crime stories and Heather tries to guess which ones are real and which is fiction.  Then we get a story from Scottish author Hume Nisbet, whose name Ken has trouble pronouncing correctly.  This week's story is The Vampire Maid.
During the episode, your hosts discuss beatbox mastery, the return of the guillotine, and Heather has a near fatal laughing fit over a sophomoric butt joke.  So, business as usual. 
The Vampire Maid was published in 1900, and has been reprinted many times since.
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

Episode 28- See You Next Tuesday

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This is our farewell to a long year.
And we're coming back to an author we loved last time.  Mr. H.H. Munro, better known as Saki.  Ken gets to read two stories, "Laura" and "Sredni Vashtar" (how would you pronounce that name?)  This week, conversations include New Year's Resolutions, ejaculations in the kitchen area, and...did you hear that cat?  Ah well, see you next Tuesday!
"Sredni Vashtar" can be found in the 1912 collection The Chronicles of Clovis, "Laura" in the 1914 Beasts and Super-Beasts.
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

Episode 27- Crack is Whack: A Ghost Story

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What is your favorite late December tradition?  Because this week, we've found a new one.
Taking up the torch of a centuries old British tradition, we're reading a ghost story for the holidays.  Spooky author M.R. James returns to give us some tips on writing, and Heather takes a pass at his short "Lost Hearts."  Ken tries not to roast his chestnuts, we learn a lot about architecture, and jokes are funnier when you explain them, right?
"Lost Hearts" was originally published in 1895. It was later collected in James' 1904 book Ghost Stories of an Antiquary.
Craig Kellberg once again contributes his musical talents. Listen for his sick Hurdy-Gurdy shredding.
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

Episode 26- Teabag Your Sweetmeats

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Only two more episodes in 2020 after this week!  The year that wouldn't end is drawing to a close.  It is moving into the past, as all things do.
This week, we're tapping into one of history's greatest storytellers, Hans Christian Andersen.  He is responsible for some of the most enduring tales of all time, not to mention a fair number of Disney's plot lines, and in today's episode, Ken gets to read "The Fir Tree".  True to form, our hosts keep it classy as they discuss stalkers, killing rats, and getting pooped on.
"The Fir Tree" was published in 1844 and is part of the collection New Fairy Tales.
And a special shoutout to "The Jury Room" and the show's host Kevin.  Looking for some true crime in your podcasting day?  Head over to juryroompodcast.com and give him a listen.
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

Episode 25- Fairying Around: A Christmas Tale

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25 episodes!  This feels like a quarter life crisis or something.
We have a new author this week.  Mary E. Wilkins Freeman!  Heather reads her short story entitled "The Christmas Masquerade".  And it is a wild ride.  A ride on loose horses, with drunk babies, and full of cherries.
And so many other strange twists and turns.  There is honestly too much to cover here, so just give it a listen.
"The Christmas Masquerade" can be found in the 1893 collection The Pot of Gold and Other Stories.
 
Oh!  And special thanks to Craig Kellberg, for his recordings of Away in a Manger and God Rest Ye, Merry Gentlemen. 
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

Episode 24- Dreams, Feasts, and Fire Island

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December 2020 starts with some big life news from our hosts.  Back into our regular rotation, this week's story comes from an author named E.F. Benson, who, in addition to having a fabulous moustache, was the writer of many horror and satire shorts.  This story is called "The Room in the Tower".
Our hosts start by sharing the big news before going on to such important topics as recurring dreams, bad decision making in horror stories, and possibly have some disturbing premonitions. 
"The Room in the Tower" was published in a collection of the same name in 1912.
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

Episode 23- Rather an Old Ass

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Movember is coming to a close as we prepare for Thanksgiving.  Poirot returns for one more adventure, this one entitled "The Tragedy at Marsdon Manor." Ken's moustache listens in as Heather gets her second try at the great Belgian detective.
See the moustache at movember.com/m/kensandberg
This week, Heather shows off her dance moves, Ken finally comes clean about his medical training, and seriously...what is a turnip faced watch!?
"The Tragedy at Marsdon Manor" was published in the magazine The Sketch in 1923 and can be found in the short story collection Poirot Investigates.
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

Episode 22- Bronchitis my Butt

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Movember moustache tribute week number 3!  Hopefully you have not tired of M. Poirot.  Campfire Classics hasn't. This week's mystery is "The Million Dollar Bond Robbery." Ken takes the helm, reading this uncommonly silly adventure, and, of course, continues his moustache growth at movember.com/m/kensandberg.
This week's talking points include a real life mystery, finding an insult that isn't an insult, and a particular personal discomfort, which is discussed at length.
"The Million Dollar Bond Robbery" was published in the magazine The Sketch in 1923 and can be found in the short story collection Poirot Investigates.
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

Episode 21- Derelict in the Ditch

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Week two of the Movember moustache tribute from Campfire Classics brings us another Poirot Mystery from Dame Christie.  This one is called "The Disappearance of Mr Davenheim", and Ken continues to raise money for Movember with his sad moustache which you can see at movember.com/m/kensandberg.
This week, Heather gets to take her first turn at the great Belgian detective and his French accent with...mixed success.  Our hosts learn more about moustaches than anyone knew you could learn, cast a couple of new Poirot film adaptations, and try to figure out where The Big D has disappeared to.
"The Disappearance of Mr. Davenheim" was published in the magazine The Sketch in 1923 and can be found in the short story collection Poirot Investigates.
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

Episode 20- Psycho Psychic or That Darn Cat

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Week one of the Movember moustache tribute from Campfire Classics kicks off with a Poirot Mystery from the great Agatha Christie called "The Adventure of the Cheap Flat". Ken will be raising money for Movember, and you can check out his moustache progress or donate some money at movember.com/m/kensandberg.
This week, our co-hosts make unfounded accusations against left handed people, discuss the origins of the Mario Brothers, and start training to become international spies.
Also, did you vote yet?
"The Adventure of the Cheap Flat" was published in the magazine The Sketch in 1923 and can be found in the short story collection Poirot Investigates.
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

Edgar Allan Poe-nus Episode - Halloween 2020

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Back in August, we read this story thinking it might be a good 10th episode.  Instead, it was upsetting.  So now you get to hear it for Halloween!Trigger warning: This is a Poe horror story and the character is not nice to people or small animals.
So, today we're taking a swing at Edgar Allan Poe's short story The Black Cat. Along the way, we cast Hollywood's most believable psychopath, make WILD predictions about the ending based on nothing, and get a surprise visit from Hercule Poirot.
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

Episode 19- Rock 'n' Roll Reaper

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Our final regular release in October 2020 is another spooky story.  This one comes to you from American Author Robert William Chambers.  The story "In the Court of the Dragon" leaves our hosts a little confused.  Okay, a lot confused, but it is incredibly engaging and comes from a collection called The King in Yellow.  During their attempt to understand this tale of terror our hosts discuss the quirks of cathedral architecture, learn that "voluntary" doesn't always mean what you think it does, and question just what type of music the devil would play.
And it all kicks off with an impromptu song.
If you already heard this week's True Crimes and a Lie, you can catch the story by jumping to 16:50.
"In the Court of the Dragon" was published in the collection The King in Yellow in 1895.
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

True Crimes and a Lie, Vol. 4

Here's a little sneak peek of the action coming up in the next Campfire Classics!  That's right, it's another True Crimes and a Lie! a gameshow within a podcast, where Heather tries to determine fact from fiction and Ken tries to come up with a snappy tagline.
Can you tell which story is fiction?  And can you guess the super subtle theme that holds these stories together?
 

Episode 18- A Comely Wench

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This week we're promoting #comelywench.
The great Sir Arthur Conan Doyle is most well known for authoring the most enduring detective of modern literature, Sherlock Holmes.  But Heather and Ken are shocked to learn in this episode that he wrote other characters, too!  We learn a little about Heather's first impression of Ken, look up a bunch of new words, and put out a call for your favorite haunted objects!"The Leather Funnel" was first published in the June 1903 issue of The Stand Magazine.
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

Episode 17- Don't Be a Bullying Seaman

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And a belated Happy Birthday to Ken, who turned 36 (if we're counting quarantine birthdays) yesterday!
This week, Heather reads an unsettling seafaring story by British author, Victorian hunk, and erstwhile bodybuilder William Hope Hodgson. "The Voice in the Night" is an eerie journey, and our hosts compensate by finally learning what the poop deck is, coming up with euphemisms for "drunk, and trademarking a new burlesque entertainment style.
If you've already enjoyed this week's "True Crimes and a Lie", you can get to the story by jumping to the 13:27 mark.
"The Voice in the Night" has been adapted and reprinted many times, but was first published in the November 1907 edition of Blue Book Magazine.
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

True Crimes and a Lie, Vol. 3

Check out the newest installment of True Crimes and a Lie, A Gameshow within a Podcast all about telling true crime from fake crime.Enjoy this now or as part of Campfire Classics' Episode 17.And please write in and let us know if you have ideas for better taglines!

Episode 16- The Purpose of My Coming

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For most of you, welcome back!
Algernon Blackwood was a wildly influential writer whose admirers include SciFi and Fantasy greats J.R.R. Tolkien and H.P. Lovecraft! This week's Campfire Classic is his story "The Wood of the Dead".  The writing is incredible and our hosts are enthralled, but do get a little off topic.  Surprise surprise.  They discuss book burning, forget how old they are, and try to decide how much tramping is too much tramping.
#countrified
"The Wood of the Dead" is part of Blackwood's 1906 collection The Empty House and Other Ghost Stories.
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

Campfire Classics Podcast Promo

A quick audio promo for a taste of what we do over here at Campfire Classics Podcast. Check us out for some great stories and a lot of laughter! 
Thanks from the team at Campfire Classics,
Ken and Heather

Episode 15- Alan the Demon Dinosaur

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I think they've gone off the deep end this week!  What is up with this demon dino!?This week's read is an engaging story by English author Edith Nesbit called "Man-Size in Marble".  The tale is full of twists and turns, and so is the episode.  Heather proves that there are some things a Catholic never forgets, Ken wants to hire a housekeeper, and the entire episode might be an anti-smoking ad.
"Man-Size in Marble" can be read in Nesbit's 1893 anthology Grim Tales.
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

Episode 14- Everything's an Innuendo

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Welcome back to another installment! This week, Ken takes a swing at a spooky story, recommended to us by some new friends on the social media.  "What Was It? A Mystery" was written by Fitz James O'Brien, another man with a massive moustache (check out his picture on his Wikipedia page).  This week: Ken is bad at math, Heather wants to move in with a ghost, and will someone attempt a celebrity impersonation!?
"What Was It? A Mystery" was first published in 1859.
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

True Crimes and a Lie, Vol. 2!

Bonus Mini Episode of our new Podcast within a Podcast Game Show- True Crimes and a Lie!!!
Ken reads the summary of three crimes, two are true crimes and one is a fictional crime from a book.
Play along with Heather to try and guess which two are true, and which one is a lie! Get it? True Crimes and a Lie!  
Enjoy!

Episode 13- Eat the Cake

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This is a big one! TWO stories AND a new game that you can play along with at home.  We're reading stories by H.H. Munro, AKA Saki. How well do you  know true crime, Heather takes a crack at some French words, and little girls are terrifying.
"The Boar Pig" and "The Open Window" both appear in the 1914 short story collection Beasts and Super-Beasts.
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

True Crimes and a Lie, a Gameshow Within a Podcast

What's this!? This is strange!Released as a bonus mini-episode, this is pulled straight from our upcoming episode, "Eat the Cake".In our new Gameshow Within a Podcast, we play True Crimes and a Lie, where we read the summary of three crimes, and try to guess which ones are real, and which one is the plot of a mystery novel.Enjoy!

Episode 12- Here Comes the Boom Boom

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We've got an outsourced recommendation this week! Ken tries, with mixed success, to read a well known story that somehow neither he nor Heather had read before, "An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge" by Ambrose Bierce.  Heather has words for the Confederate flag, Harrison Ford makes an unexpected appearance, and our author might be a time traveling Vampire.
Originally published by The San Francisco Examiner on July 13, 1890, this story was later added to the collection Tales of Soldiers and Civilians.
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.

Episode 11- Don't Go in the Moist Hole!

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Our 11th episode, and we're back home in NYC! This week, Heather tries to read an H.P. Lovecraft short called "The Tomb"!  We chat music mash-ups, yell at the book like it can hear us, and learn so many new words!
"The Tomb" was first published in the March 1922 issue of The Vagrant.
So sit back, light a fire (or even a candle), grab a drink, and enjoy.